Survey SAYS... SHUT THE HELL UP! =P

1. First name? Jay
2. Were you named after anyone? I’m named after a Japanese composer.
3. Do you wish on stars? No, but I like to look at them.
4. When did you last cry? Last year’s graduation. I miss those kids.
5. Do you like your handwriting? On the chalkboard, yes. On paper, no.
6. What is your birth date? You oughta know it.
7. What is your most embarrassing CD? Please Hammer, don’t hurt em.... (But I only paid 3 bucks for it)
8. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? Hell yes. I’m strange.
9. Do you have a journal? Define have…
10. Do you use sarcasm a lot? No, duh… well, and the fact that nobody here understands sarcasm well.
11. What is your nickname? Unfortunately Joy. Bastard kids can’t remember Jay or something…
12. Would you bungee jump? Bring it.
13. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Hell no. Not anymore. It’s too damn inconvenient.
14. Do you think you are strong? Hell no. I can only carry 3 elementary kids at a time.
15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Ice cream gives me gas
16. Shoe Size? I don’t remember anymore… 27 cm
17. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I don’t follow up with things. So let’s start with this survey.
18. Who do you miss most? burritos... oh wait.. WHO... nobody really. I guess my first love? No... actually, not so much anymore... I think I miss burritos.
19. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? eh
20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? Khaki. Always khaki.
21. What are you listening to right now? The wonderful rain outside and the dinner plate sized frogs outside.
22. Last thing you ate? A buttload of yakiniku… and I don’t feel so good.
23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Dunno. I think they taste good though.
24. What is the weather like right now? Rainy and dark as hell.
25. Last person you talked to on the phone? Someone from the office.
26. Do you like the person who sent this to you? My greatest pillar of Japanese pop culture knowledge!
27. Favorite Drink? Water from the tap because it’s free. Barring that... tang?
28. Favorite Sport? Tennis / bowling / running races backwards against my elementary school kids
29. Hair Color? Brown, but I’d like to get it redder.
30. Eye Color? Brown, but I wish they were gray
31. Do you wear contacts? Nope.
32. Favorite Food? I don’t feel so hot right now. Let’s skip that.
33. Last Movie You Watched? Batman Begins / Gone in 60 seconds (I love that trashy movie)
34. Favorite Day Of The Year? Christmas....because all my family gets together
35. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Happy endings... this is non-sexual right?
36. Summer Or Winter? Winter. You can put ON clothes if you are cold.
37. Hugs OR Kisses? Kisses because you only get those from people you know and love. Hugs you can get from weirdos if you ain’t careful.
38. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? See #32
39. Who Is Most Likely To Respond? Ummmm… I am posting this on the web... so... (I love al qaeda). Now, the FBI and CIA?
40. Who Is Least Likely To Respond? Usama?
41. Living Arrangements? Me myself and I
42. What Books Are You Reading? All of them? Here we go. Rainbow 6, Reading body language, Japanese basics, Plan of Attack, Supersize me, Ichigo Marshmallow, etc. etc.
43. What's On Your Mouse Pad? Nothing. I use a desk pad which makes my mouse skip
44. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? Some crazy ass variety show… I don’t remember.
45. Favorite Smells? See #32
46. Favorite Sounds? Rain on the roof and the sounds of my first graders playing outside.
47. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Who?
48. What's the furthest you've been from home? Japan
49. Do you have a special talent? I am good at making a fool of myself. I almost got a girl to snort her milk during lunch today.
50. What is your cell ring tone? some crazy ass bubble gum pop song because my friends dared me to do it. I get really weird looks from my Japanese co-workers when I get called...